Oscar, the best god of them all

Not only does he do weather and parking like nobody's business, now he does offices.

I got it! I got it! Here is the prayer that we offered up, and Oscar came through yet again:

Oh Oscar, most great and powerful deity of all manner of conveniences big and small (parking, weather, early check-in), we will sacrifice scary red pickled things, cake and ice cream in your name in the fervent hope that Lisa might listen to raving lunatic homeless people and car alarms rather than ear-splitting child screams. Please make it so that no one who has been at this whacko government bureaucracy longer than Lisa wants the Larkin Street office. Blessed be thy name, oh mighty Oscar.
Amen.

I am now accepting suggestions for fitting sacrifices.